TO ABIGAIL'S DAD: READ THE FAKE BLOG ONLY. DON'T TELL ABIGAIL.
Here's the fake blog:
Hello. It's Belinda.
Whew! That's me taking a breather.
My work "to-do" list is a mile long. Because of the holidays.
I have to do my part to get all the seasonal goodies out to everyone.
Speaking of goodies. Did you see our Holiday Box of Joy?
It has everything:
- Two pounds of 2nd cut timothy hay.
- An all-natural pine cone.
- Holiday Herbal Medley.
- A honeysuckle and hay candy cane.
- An oat and maize wreath.
I hope I find the Holiday Box of Joy under the tree. With a little tag that says "To Belinda from Santa."
Actually I'd be happy with any of our holiday special bundles and treats. I think that "you and yours" will like them too.
Be sure to order early so you're ready for Christmas morning. Or whenever you chew off the wrapping paper.
Well there you go. That's my blog for this week.
I hope you are having a good December so far. That’s all for now.
Sincerely,
Belinda
Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select
Belinda@smallpetselect.com
OK HERE'S THE REAL BLOG
I'm in a bit of a situation over here.
I feel like I dug myself into a hole and I'm just sitting here in the dirt. Wondering what to do.
Last week I wrote that Abigail is learning how to use the computer.
I know I sounded grumpy but I'm not. I'm happy for her.
It's good to "stretch yourself" and I don't mean just lying around with your legs out.
There’s a lot of "tech" to keep up with if you want to know the truth. When I started this job I thought it would be easy. Just come up with some ideas and let the computer do the work.
Well if you know a computer that can do my work for me, please send me the model number. I'll add it to my Santa list.
The problem is I need it before Christmas. In fact I need it "yesterday."
That's because I want to make a gift for Abigail. Last year I gave her a portrait I drew on my laptop.
It looked like this.
It took me a long time to draw that.
Abigail doesn't expect anything. She's not like that. But next to Little Fang, Abigail is my best friend. It's fun to surprise her with a present.
Anyway I might also need a computer gizmo with "A.I."
Artificial Intelligence.
I heard about it on TV. It has something to do with not having to type so much.
I can come up with ideas but my typing is extra slow.
So if anyone out there knows about good "A.I." gadgets for rabbits, leave the info in the comments. Or send me an email.
Thank you in advance. Sorry about two blogs at once. The first one was a trick.
But the holiday goodies are all real.
Sincerely,
Belinda
Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select
Belinda@smallpetselect.com
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