Hello. It’s Belinda.
I hope you are having a good week. Mine has been terrific. At least as far as work goes.
Some big news is coming in the healthy snacker category. Clear some space on the treat shelf. You’ll thank me later.
And that’s not all. I’ve been working on a little something in the “hay aisle.” Actually a big something. If you have a fussy eater in the house you are going to love it.
If I still had the gift card I found on the floor, I would "auto-ship" the new product to myself the second it hits the website. No matter what my roommate says about how "nine boxes of hay is enough for now." Come on.
OK no more clues. I might have already said too much. Stay tuned.
As for things here at home, everything is fine. But I’m a bit grumpy if you want to know the truth.
It all started when I saw Abigail’s blog. It's about her roommate. She calls him "Dad."
Did you see what he "rigged up" at home? Not for Abigail, but for the bonded pair who moved in a few months ago. "Mocha and Hobo."
He gave them an entire room in the house. And he set it up to look like the Starship Enterprise. From the Star Trek TV show.
There are photos of comets on the wall. And a modern-style sofa to relax on or underneath. That's just for starters.
The boys are content in their new home.
I don’t want this to come off the wrong way. I’m happy for Mocha and Hobo.
But I am writing this from under the utility sink. It’s the only place I can get any privacy.
That’s right. My roommate still has not set up my offices.
When she stopped leaving the house a few months ago, she said she wanted to “deep clean every room.” And “rethink the layout of the house.”
No comment.
I hope she reads about the “Starship Bunnyprise.” Because I would like an office decorated like my favorite show. Vega$ with detective Dan Tanna.
It could have a slot machine that shoots out woodland loops. And a 24-hour buffet with five types of hay and platters of Belinda’s Blend herbal mix. “All you can eat.”
And instead of comet photos, my Vega$ office would have a big sign. “What happens in here, stays in here.” It’s nobody’s business.
Abigail’s dad could swing this but I’m not sure about you-know-who.
I’d be happy with any type of office, to be honest. It doesn’t have to be fancy.
I just need a place to work away from the plumbing.
Sincerely,
Belinda
Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select
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