Hello. It's Belinda.
Happy New Year. I hope 2021 is your best year yet.
As for me, 2021 is starting off big. Because today I have my first-ever "co-blog with the boss."
This is huge. "To put it mildly."
This one is more "free form" if you know what I mean. Just me asking questions. I made a list.
You might remember Mr. Gordon from a blog called "Our CEO has chickens."
If you zoom in you can see a chicken "perched" on each shoulder.
That's why I'm using this for Mr. Gordon's head shot. It's good advertising.
Mr. Gordon, I would like to start this co-blog with a very important question.
It goes something like this:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Well, I don't know, Belinda.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I have no idea.
That's why I asked. I know about spokesrabbit topics.
You sure do, Belinda.
That's why I hired you back in 2017. When your roommate sent your resume to me.
As I write every year on your performance reviews, you are doing a great job.
Well crack my snacker.
My roommate never mentioned any of this.
I don't even know what a "resume" is.
You know who sells the highest quality hay.
That's what counts when you're a spokesrabbit.
Plus you mentioned "performance review." Not to be rude but I've never seen one.
I also haven't been paid yet.
We send all of that to your roommate because she's your legal guardian. I'll remind her to show the documents to you.
But for now I need to change the topic.
The reason I wanted to do this co-blog is I have an important announcement.
Is it about the ads I did for the timothy-alfalfa combo box?
They were fine in my opinion. I hit my numbers.
Yes, it is related to advertising.
I know you have a hard time working at home. So we found a new office for you.
It's at an advertising agency.
I don't know what to say.
I need something to chew. "STAT."
Right now I am not a good spokesrabbit.
Right now I am a rabbit.
Pretty soon you'll be a spokesrabbit working in an ad agency.
Happy New Year, Belinda!
Let's go "make hay while the sun shines."
I'm right behind you, boss.
Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select
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