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Belinda Says Hay: “Co-blog with Mr. Gordon”

Hello. It's Belinda.

Happy New Year.  I hope 2021 is your best year yet.

As for me, 2021 is starting  off big. Because today I have my first-ever "co-blog with the boss." 

Mr. Gordon.

This is huge. "To put it mildly."

When I wrote co-blogs in the past, they were with my roommate. One about how to bond two rabbits.  The other one covered co-working with your roommate.  

This one is more "free form" if you know what I mean. Just me asking questions. I made a list.

You might remember Mr. Gordon from a blog called "Our CEO has chickens."

Our CEO has chickens


If you zoom in you can see a chicken "perched" on each shoulder.

That's why I'm using this for Mr. Gordon's head shot. It's good advertising.

Belinda the Spokesrabbit, Blogger and Hay Consultant

Mr. Gordon, I would like to start this co-blog with a very important question.

It goes something like this:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"


Well, I don't know, Belinda.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Belinda the Spokesrabbit, Blogger and Hay Consultant


I have no idea. 

That's why I asked. I know about spokesrabbit topics.

You sure do, Belinda.

That's why I hired you back in 2017. When your roommate sent your resume to me. 

As I write every year on your performance reviews, you are doing a great job.

Belinda the Spokesrabbit, Blogger and Hay Consultant


Well crack my snacker.

My roommate never mentioned any of this.

I don't even know what a "resume" is. 


You know who sells the highest quality hay. 

That's what counts when you're a spokesrabbit.


Belinda the Spokesrabbit, Blogger and Hay Consultant


Plus you mentioned "performance review." Not to be rude but I've never seen one.

I also haven't been paid yet.

We send all of that to your roommate because she's your legal guardian. I'll remind her to show the documents to you.

But for now I need to change the topic.

The reason I wanted to do this co-blog is I have an important announcement. 

Belinda the Spokesrabbit, Blogger and Hay Consultant


Is it about the ads I did for the timothy-alfalfa combo box?

They were fine in my opinion. I hit my numbers.


Yes, it is related to advertising. 

I know you have a hard time working at home. So we found a new office for you. 

It's at an advertising agency.

Belinda the Spokesrabbit, Blogger and Hay Consultant

I don't know what to say.

I need something to chew. "STAT."

Right now I am not a good spokesrabbit.

Right now I am a rabbit.


Pretty soon you'll be a spokesrabbit working in an ad agency.

Happy New Year, Belinda!

Let's go "make hay while the sun shines."

Belinda the Spokesrabbit, Blogger and Hay Consultant


I'm right behind you, boss.

Sincerely,

Belinda

Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select

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