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Belinda Says Hay: “Guinea Pigs, Please Help Me”

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TO THE TECH TEAM: DON'T READ THIS BLOG. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Hello. It's Belinda.

If you look at the bottom of this blog you'll see a surprise.

It's a comment box.

I didn't ask permission to use a comment box but I don't care. This is an emergency.

I am in a big jam. "To put it mildly."

It all started on Monday. During the weekly hay call.

Out of nowhere, the team asked me to "whip up a little promo" for a new product.

Pea flakes.

Which has nothing to do with hay.

You can imagine how the rest of my week has gone. I'm supposed to write a 40-word ad.

Here's what I have so far:

  • 100% Flaked Peas
  • Made from peas
  • Flaky

Only 33 words to go.

Somebody on the call mentioned that "guinea pigs really love pea flakes."

So I hope some guinea pigs are reading this blog. Because I need to turn in this ad on Monday and my mind is completely blank.

If you could tell me a little about pea flakes it would help me a lot.

Just leave a comment if you can. (In the comment box.)

You can also can email me at Belinda@smallpetselect.com

This is embarrassing if you want to know the truth.

I've been on this job for three years and I still don't know what I'm doing.

Sincerely,

Belinda

Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select

Belinda@smallpetselect.com

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