Hello. It's Belinda.
This blog is a quick one. I'm sorry but I can't focus right now.
According to my boyfriend's companion I've been yelling in my sleep. About numbers.
This is all because of the Celebration of Love photo gallery. Thank you to everyone who sent photos of bonded pairs and trios and more.
Last time I counted there were 378. I can't believe it.
Now that the month is over and everyone did their part it's my turn.
All I have to do is look through the 378 and choose nine. Then ask Josh from the warehouse to send them a little gift in the mail.
This is the hardest assignment I've ever had. I mean on the job.
You might think "nine out of 378 is not hard."
You might tell me to "find the hypotenuse."
What you may not know is that spokesrabbits can't do math.
It's no wonder I can't sleep through the night.
By the way. In case you are wondering why I'm choosing nine instead of an even ten.
I was supposed to wait until Feb. 29 and send something to ten pairs or trios. But I "cracked" on Valentine's Day. Sent a little goodie to a bonded pair named Sweetness and Liddabit.
On the one hand I broke the rules. But love is more important than rules in my opinion.
And that's why rabbits don't "do math."
Sincerely,
Belinda
Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select
