Hello. It's Belinda.
Happy Sunday. I hope you're having a good weekend.
Keeping my fur nice is the hardest part of my job to tell you the truth. Trying to be “glam" for photo shoots.
I’m not a glam rabbit. I never was.
If you want to know which one to try first I have no clue. Everyone’s fur is different.
Maybe you’re a Rex with extra smooth fur. Or maybe you have a “cowlick.”
If you’re a "long-hair" like a Jersey Wooly I don’t even know what to say. You could teach me a thing or two about combs.
No matter what your fur looks like, just be sure to get the "extra" off. I don’t want any of my friends to get you-know-what. (GI stasis.)
OK back to me trying to be glam.
I always look like I just woke up. I can't help it.
Which is why it's still a big "mystery" that I was hired for this job.
In two weeks it will be four years since I became your spokesrabbit.
I wasn't going to mention it but nobody on the team remembered. I have not heard one word about it.
Not that I need a big "to-do." But it would be nice to get a little surprise from the warehouse.
Do you have a warehouse at your job? Do they send you goodies for your work anniversary?
Maybe not snackers or alfalfa hay. But I hear that humans like fancy pens and bread.
Or maybe a little "desk mirror" so you can check to see how glam you are today.
Anyway I'm going to stop thinking about it. Everything will be fine.
Josh always remembers my special days. I'm sure he'll ship something out to me.
Not that I expect it but it would be nice.
I hope you get a surprise soon too.
Spokesrabbit, Small Pet Select