Belinda, Spokesrabbit

Hello. It’s Belinda. I apologize in advance if this email is late but I have no idea what time it is. And as far as I can tell, doing things “in advance” is how they flipped the dish to begin with. Because how can you say I’m sorry for something that didn’t even happen yet? This is all … Continue Reading

Hello. It’s Belinda. So, about a month ago I squeezed behind the dryer. Just to see what was back there. About 10 minutes later I ran past my roommate and she said stop. “Look at your whiskers. Were you behind the dryer?” She made me stand still while she pulled all the cobwebs off my head. I wanted to … Continue Reading

Hello. It’s Belinda. If you’re reading this, it means I still have a job. Why wouldn’t I, you ask? Because of something I got into at work. I may have crossed a line. It all started last Saturday, at Midwest BunFest. We were cleaning up our booth after the event and Josh was fiddling with his laptop. “Wuuf,” he … Continue Reading

Hello. It’s Belinda. I guess by now it’s all over the internet. What happened at BunFest. But in case you haven’t seen the videos, I spent the day working the Small Pet Select booth with Josh from the warehouse. I know. I’m still in a fog from that and being off my schedule and eating too much and other … Continue Reading

Share0 Share +10 Tweet0 Hello. It’s Belinda. Midwest BunFest is in six days and I am not ready. I am not ready at all. I am “working the booth.” Josh from the warehouse will be there. I’m not sure where I’m sleeping. And my hair is flat. Thanks to all of the above, I have been unable to … Continue Reading