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Belinda Says Hay: “Time Is Not Real”

Belinda Says Hay spokesrabbit blog. "Time Is Not Real" Nov 5 2023

Hello. It's Belinda.

I hope the title of this blog didn't shock you.

If you've been reading my blogs for a while, you know I'm not a fan of Daylight Saving Time.

I just can't figure it out. I'm not ashamed to admit it. 

In fact every time they mess with the clocks, I write about it in my blog.

Like the one where I melt into the floor.

And the one where I find out I was born on the International Date Line.

Or the one where my roommate makes me watch The Dark Side of the Bun.

Rabbits don't have clocks. We don't need them. Time just happens.

If we did have clocks, we would "let them be."

After all my research, I still don't know who's in charge of Daylight Saving Time. And why they're so "wishy-washy." 

If I could send them an email, I would. Someone has to.

I would tell them this isn't a game. You can't just fiddle around with time and light as if the entire planet is your "yo-yo."

When you move the clock backwards by one spin it doesn't stop there.

Time swivels and flips and bumps into walls. It's not a disc spinning neatly along a string. 

Time doesn't obey you, even if that's your job.

It's too hard to explain. So I drew it.  

You're probably wondering about the lemon.

That's not a lemon. It's the sun.

It took me a month to draw this so I'm done fussing with it.

If any of you know the clock people, please send my blog to them.

In the meantime, I hope you have a good week.



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