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Belinda Says Hay: “We’re in the Woods”

Belinda Says Hay spokesrabbit blog. "We're in the Woods" July 2 2023

Hello. It's Belinda.

If you like special holiday "promos" I have good news.

We have A+ specials for the 4th of July. 

Three bundles to celebrate the red, white and blue.

Be sure to check out the blue bundle. If I had money I'd buy ten of them. 

I'd stock up on the other bundles too. Mostly for the summer picnic snackers. 

Have you tried them? They're mini-cookies. Made from oats, hay, applesauce, strawberries, blueberries and bananas.

I could really go for a mini-cookie right now. "For inspiration."

Well, if you're reading this on Sunday I'm in the woods.

If all goes according to her plan, my roommate "kidnapped" me and Little Fang and the English. Took us to a cabin somewhere.

She started talking about it a few days ago.

"The neighborhood fireworks are coming, Belinda.

Time to get out of Dodge."

First of all, have you ever tried to sleep in the woods?

Indoors. Not out in the ferns.

It's loud. Lots of hooting and "rustling" noises. 

Old trees creaking in the wind and such. If a limb falls you're a goner.

Secondly, we don't live in "Dodge." We live in Pittsburgh. Which is a city with three rivers and skyscrapers. 

That means tourists and also hotels. Nice ones with towels.

Instead of sleeping in a drafty cabin, we could find a "pet-friendly" hotel downtown. Or by the airport.

Hotels are quiet. They have to be. Think about it.

As I write this I can hear her in the kitchen. Sounds like she's packing silverware into the cooler. She keeps slamming drawers and whistling.

Hotels have silverware. You just call the front desk and they bring whatever you need. I learned all about hotels at Midwest BunFest

My roommate just yelled downstairs to us. Says we're leaving in 30 minutes.

I haven't finished my work for the week but I guess when you don't have a job you don't think about deadlines. 

Plus I work for a farm. "The hay must get through."

Just ask Josh from the warehouse. He knows.

I hope you have a good holiday. 

"Watch out for limbs."



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