Belinda, Spokesrabbit

Hello. It’s Belinda. Today is a big deal for me. It’s my three-month anniversary of working as a spokesrabbit. I don’t want to brag, but there are many perks to this job. And the best is being able to work from home. The thing is, I’m crepuscular. I work best at dawn and dusk. Last thing I need is … Continue Reading

Hello. It’s Belinda. Thanksgiving came and went without any trouble. Turns out I was not expected to do anything except relax and eat. Which I did, and not at home either. My roommate went away so I spent the holiday with my agent. That might seem odd but we were friends before she became my representative. They … Continue Reading

Hello. It’s Belinda. Thanksgiving is five days away and there’s too much going on. For one thing, this is my first time working in retail during the holidays. All I hear is Black Friday this and Cyber Monday that and “Where’s the sleigh prop?” It would help if someone would explain this whole Black Friday business. First of … Continue Reading

Hello. It’s Belinda. I apologize in advance if this email is late but I have no idea what time it is. And as far as I can tell, doing things “in advance” is how they flipped the dish to begin with. Because how can you say I’m sorry for something that didn’t even happen yet? This is all … Continue Reading

Hello. It’s Belinda. So, about a month ago I squeezed behind the dryer. Just to see what was back there. About 10 minutes later I ran past my roommate and she said stop. “Look at your whiskers. Were you behind the dryer?” She made me stand still while she pulled all the cobwebs off my head. I wanted to … Continue Reading